Perpetual single here - if this is a real story, what exactly does this relationship bring that would make you put up with even 10% of this?

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

Sad. Perhaps if he wasn’t so anti-drugs, modern medicine could have saved him.

The first thing you should do upon moving into a new house or apartment is rip the showerhead off the wall and replace it with something decent.

The first thing you should do upon moving into a new house or apartment is rip the showerhead off the wall and…

Yeah, and if it’s cheaper I personally don’t really see a problem—it’s really just when knock-offs are the same price that it becomes an issue, I think

My father was a Cadillac guy. In 1981 he bought what he thought was an Eldorado Biarritz edition. The dealer had basically taken a regular Eldorado and put after market wheels on it, fake badges, and charged him for a Biarritz. This would be the equivalent of, say, Slapping an S on a base model Porsche and painting…

Whatever happened to the days when the first thing guys wanted to do when asked about their car was pop the hood and show it off? Kinda sorta makes me think the old dude probably added the badges himself.

its the only time when these kind of man can get an erection

Analog dick pics! OMG

My wife once got an actual photograph of some guy’s boner slid under the apartment door. She and her roommate figured it was the creepy morning doorman of their building. She kept it because it was so comically large. Years later, I was trying to find a pen and I stumbled across it and she told me the story. This was…

I mainly just wanted an excuse to say the word genitals. Which is a great word.

This woman is a true hero. I should celebrate by sending her pictures of my genitals, right?

Yep, bitch is pretty fucking gross. I’m not sure many tears will be shed if the Sinaloa cartel treats her like they have thousands and thousands of other Mexicans.

Didn’t you know 75% of statistics are made up to prove a point?

I hope you win every lottery.

Yep. $14k per year/giftee/gifter . And your personal lifetime limit is now $5,450,000 ( for amounts over $14k)

But if I don’t take the lump sum I cant do stupid things with the money.