“rolling it out” should be done no matter what. that is key to mobility. i suggest that you use a TRX (or similar, eg. a simple rope) that you hold on to to learn the perfect form. you can cheat that way but you will cheat less and less. my biggest problem with learning to do pistols is that you need a lot of…

The bigger joke is “productition.”

Jalopnik truthers are the fucking worst.

A Colombian with an addiction to speed? Well, I don’t know what to believe in anymore.

Ass juice

Whats up with wannabe British badboys and not figuring out the whole ski mask thing?

In 2001. Spade would have been in the fourth year of a popular sitcom (Just Shoot Me) and it was when he released the original Joe Dirt. He’s never been A-list for sure, but that would have probably been his peak on the B.

What do you mean by “your D list”? Did Spade have a D list? (I’m implying you’re stupid for not knowledge the difference between you’re and your)

Wait, so this was in 2001, but “you’re* D list now?” You mean by 2001 he was already D list, right?

*had to fix it : )

He’s used to shade, what with being in Chris Farley’s shadow for 20+ years. Oh, and John Ritter’s shadow, come to think of it. Doesn’t he have any live people to exploit?

Funny embarrassing story about David Spade: I worked at one of the 3 bars in Big Bear Lake in 2001. This little guy (literally, he’s tiny) brought an underage girl with him and demanded to be let in.

“The Saturday Night Live alum, who most recently starred in Adam Sandler’s The Ridiculous 6 and Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser...”

Seriously. Came here to say this. When was the last time David Spade had anything relevant to say?

No, instead we have the MERICAN owners of the Yankees and the Red Sox buying playoffs every year while saps in Cleveland and elsewhere are expected to buy tickets and cable TV subscriptions in support of this farce. GOD BLESS THE USA!

you think many folks who think like that are big soccer fans?

Most of Bayern German players were on holiday after winning the World Cup. And what do they do after giving the crowd a look at the fußball Got? The MLS Allstars tackle his ankle and put him on the trainers table for months.

Christ this league is a joke. Until the MLS doesn't own all the teams and there is relegation, it's going to remain a joke.

Here’s a rule. Move their “Super Bowl” The MLS cup which happened on Sunday back 6 days to this upcoming Saturday. Nothing is going on that day. They could own that 1 day every year! The Saturday after College Football finishes.

Yeah, boy, there’s nothing Americans hate more than the mixing of commerce and sports. It’ll never stand!

Yeah you’re right. How is anyone meant to know whose playing without their names emblazoned across the players’ chests.