That’s good, though, because you can choose what noise it makes. Personally, I prefer this noise over any engine, and I can hear it a lot better with no vroom-vroom in the way:

Based upon the privately contracted security guards I’ve personally seen, privately contracted security guards having sex IS NOT a porno I want to see.

Things I loved about AIM

1. First messaging service that allowed me to use a screen name and not some insane order of numbers (looking at you ICQ)
2. Custom sounds so I always knew who was messaging me from audio alone (same went for people signing on)
3. Custom away messages - damn these were fun to write
4. It helped me…

Found another.

this screenshot said it all. I am all of these expressions.

Toxic internet hyperbole, everyone.

How did you get a picture of me

I am told that Americans are not skilled enough to use roundabouts and all Europeans are superior drivers and have no problems with Roundabouts.

Be careful what you wish for!

Roundabouts are an epic failure.

Yeah, I don’t get why that wouldn’t apply in this case. Or why Tesla couldn’t or wouldn’t have cars on their network that there is explicitly no liability for. Plus, what happens if in 20 or 30 years or more,Tesla goes under? Are all these cars effectively bricked if they can’t connect back to them?

Dude, a piece of steel tore into it at 70 mph...that’s not exactly a thing anyone plans for...this is a one in a million event, at least. I guarantee not a single other C7 Corvette will ever have this problem, at the least the chances are so low you might as well worry about a shark attack while sleeping in your bed…

A giant tear in the frame? No it does not. I’ve never seen anything like this in a car and I’ve seen plenty of car undersides. Read the top comment, you’ll understand. As I’m certain you’re not a structural engineer, statistically.

I am aware that the F150's frame is steel. The entire point of my sarcastic comment is to show how Chevrolet’s anti-aluminum advertising campaign would come back and bite them in the ass harder than Marv Albert on bath salts.

If you have to have the company that made the car you own activate the car so you can drive it, you don’t really own the car.

Pro tip: $ goes before the number.

Why would a repair shop turn down tens of thousands of dollars of profit?

Small quibble — the Buckets weren’t American. Charlie bought his Wonka bar because he found 50 pence in the snow (children’s librarian here).

Where does it say this black kid he proposed was supposed to be American?