Yeah, didn’t read the article, but they should put a filter on “Three Way Bestiality Midget Porn” that keeps coming up as a suggestion for me. Why would Apple think that’s appropriate?

When I was in high school some family friends came over with an exchange student that was living with them at the time.

Perfect placement for the toilet ad...

Can this be added to the annual things we found in our rectums column.

I think this leaves a black eye on the sport.

Not to be that internet guy, but I think you forgot the punctuation... “know as: bullimia.” It’s all about the colon.

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One night in Spain, an American couple goes to a very famous local restaurant. While they’re eating the crowd oohs and ahhs as the chef, himself, brings out a plate with two giant saucy lumps and presents it to a patron.

I’ve found that if you do anal right, oral is an acceptable ending.

Call me a giant asshole for being a Bulls fan, but this was our best game all season.

Agreed. Anything that “Completely destroys the anal sphincter” can only be taken with the utmost seriousness.

I am fascinated by the way that you think because I’d much rather have my balls torn clean off than have a bulls horn tear apart my ass.

“Mexican torero Antonio Romero suffered a foot-long laceration of his rectum and anus after being gored by a 1,160-pound bull named Caporal...”

The goring is very serious, very serious, a very, very severe injury in the anorectal region. Goring a lot of energy that completely destroys the anal sphincter and injured so very serious

Honestly, I’m glad they died just as a refutation for the people who cynically predicted there was no way Disney would let them be killed off.

I mean, impossible odds are just that.

I’m with you. I thought it was perfect. Beautiful is the right word. That’s part of why I loved Rogue One so much. Obviously Star Wars is a legendary franchise, but I had never felt as strongly about any Star Wars characters as I did this bunch.

My favorite part in Rogue One.

I prefer the ending we got to be honest, with each character simply a cog of the larger effort as opposed to being the leaders of the thing.