You left out the fact that in DC, the churches get free rein to disobey ALL parking laws, imposing on the residents, double and triple parking, blocking in residents’ cars, monopolizing legal (and illegal!) spaces for blocks around during services. This is permitted because whenever someone suggests that they might,…

You are lucky, and I mean that sincerely.

But do you like him because he’s your dad, or despite it?

Yeah, but - usually another family member will be there to talk the freaking out person down, unless the whole family is nuts. If the whole family weren’t from that crazy sect, her parents would have said, sweetie, we’re calling 911 NOW, and the husband would have agreed. Maybe the baby would have survived, maybe not,…

Oh, and your username! Yes!

Yeah, I’ll take skim milk over black, but if there’s tea or cocoa available, I’ll take that over the coffee with skim. I can take my tea straight.

I think people who take their coffee with skim milk are the most mentally disturbed of all. That shit tastes like despair and starvation.

I admit, her particular lies offend me more because she is a woman. She is not just willing but eager to throw us under the bus to pander to the rabid anti-choice contingent of her party.

I’m with her father on the “she’s a grown-assed woman” assessment. Why should he be taking flak for whatever nonsense comes out of her mouth? Dog knows, I would never want to take responsibility for the crazy crap my relatives say...

“The Hangar” just makes me gag uncontrollably. I mean, I like well-prepared steak tartare (which is waaay different from undercooked hamburger). I loathe eggs where the white hasn’t set, they make me puke. I could not watch this customer eat this monstrosity.

But oh, yeah, Kanye’s totally being discriminated against in the fashion world based on race, not talent. (massive eyeroll)

My husband and I just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary this week, so I’m gonna go ahead and give some sage advice.

From the looks of it you should have browned the meat a little more. Other than that, looks good!

I would like to keep Bieber, his dick, his music, pictures of him or his dick, and anything about him or his music as far away from me as possible.

It’s sad that none of the others can.

I was the female equivalent of a “beta” (i.e. no dates, no boyfriends) for ages. My thought process: “What’s wrong with me?” Not my thought process: “hey, let’s kill some people.”

Yeah, but those kind of people don’t skip bail. That shows a kind of knowledge that you did something wrong.

I think that’s one fugly dress.

Some of the anti-redness primers (Sephora sells several) work pretty nicely at cancelling out the red spots. They are usually green. I know it seems weird but I am a ghost with redness on my face and that’s my best combo.

Neutrogena pink grapefruit anti-acne face cleanser. I tried switching this summer and it was NOT good.