"[T]hey die and I don't." God, I love this woman.

I saw a recipe for that stuff for the first time today and nearly puked! Ugh! Keep that butter-oil-coffee shit AWAY from me. I can't even use artificial creamers because the oils in them give me digestive distress. Bulletproof coffee would probably send me to the ER.

I would have definitely gone to a restaurant called "top fucker chicken." As for "Charcoal Chicken," I'll wait for the reviews.

Cunnilingus? Oh, no no no. That's beneath the head of the Christian family, who is of course the Husband.

I'm going to have nightmares about that freezer for days now. That's just a small step away from Jeffrey Dahmer.

O'Keefe's history is such that, at this point, there's no accusation that isn't plausible. So he can deny shit on a mountain of bibles (though as has been pointed out, he has not in fact denied anything here), and that would just be meaningless noise.

Hell, it would make ME profoundly uncomfortable. And nauseous.

You need help, stat. Here's what you do: when Kleenex/TP/whatever papergood goes on sale, stock up. You don't go bankrupt, he gets to blow his nose on a tissue instead of wiping it on his sleeve or the bedsheet. Be grateful that he at least throws them in the wastebasket and not the floor.

Many years ago my mother figured out I was having sex with my then boyfriend. (To give you an idea of her notions on sex, she liked to use the expression "why buy the cow when milk is cheap.") She wigged out and tried to twist my arm into telling him I "thought we were going too fast" and wanted to stop. I just…

I had a somewhat similar experience. Not because my parents told me I was "special," but because our school system was so lax. I'm pretty smart, and I was a good writer and a polite student, but the kids I went to school with were a bunch of druggie burnouts and the school let them coast along. I got A's and A+'s with…

Don't misconstrue this as defending the rapist or the judge, but my husband was the guardian ad litem for a girl who was underage but sure did not look it. She's an adult now (if she's still alive; she had a lot of problems and was HIV+), but at 13 she looked like a knockout 17 or 18 year old. I can't say much more…

I had a bulldog who free fed without getting fat. She was around 48 lbs. My Boston could also free feed, I suspect, but I can't because my Frenchie is one of those dogs who will eat until he pops. You can't leave food available around him, you have to measure it out. He would steal my Boston's food except my Boston…

Agree. She makes the song monotonous and robs it of it's soul.

These jokers constantly challenge my estimation of how stupid people can possibly be.

Wow. Holy shit.

How about a rusty chainsaw?

Thanks for filling me in. Definitely sounds like something I don't need.

I was responding to the statement "Who hurts a show dog? They're just about the most harmless creatures on Earth."

I don't know what a Yak is (other than the animal) but I was pretty sure that the student response would be about what you've described.