That there is some intentional infliction of severe emotional distress if I ever saw it. Sue them until they can't walk straight.

I wish California was closer. I think I love these people and want to eat their food.

These people (Boko Haram, ISIS, the shits who kill people who draw cartoons and buy groceries) should be burned to the ground, and the ground salted. And the same for anyone else who kills in the name of religion.

Well, he's white, so he might even survive that.

France should do something to recognize his bravery. We need more people like him.

I guess we should be impressed that they charged the guy with a couple of crimes. (sighs)

That's funny. When I was a kid in the Pliocene age, the amount of Federal aid your school system got was based on the number of days the school was open. It was considered a school day if the school took attendance. So my district would cancel bus service (because they didn't want to be liable if a bus crashed in the…

Washington DC here. They start the closings before the first snowflake. Stores are out of bread and milk a day in advance. And the drivers...they suck in good weather, so you can only imagine. It's like bumper cars.

They told her if she wanted the job she needed to be under 100 lbs., so she had it amputated. Problem solved!

You would have to pay me a bucketload of cash to touch Bieber's d, and not because of the threats.

And kudos on that awesome screen name. Can I ask the inspiration?

Aw, he's deleting comments. Somebody's cranky.

By the time I talked about any of it with my mother, I knew most of it already. And what I didn't know, she didn't tell me.

That would be amazing.

Or high heels.

But that's only because it WAS happening legislatively, and she thinks that there would have been less organized opposition if it come that way. But I think she's wrong.

Kraft now sells a blend of shredded mozzarella and cream cheese. No, I haven't tried it. I'm a dinosaur when it comes to pizza. Traditional toppings or bust.

At first I misread the sign as saying the employee had a minimum wage of 16 cents, then the light bulb went on that no, that was her RAISE. Duh.

To be admitted to the bar (in New York at least), I had to pass a review of my past conduct for ethics. I knew people who were grilled about moving violations. (I assume this is still true, this was in 1989). This kind of shit would not have flown.

I would have totally told her to go fuck herself with a rusty saw.