He’s currently undergoing a Schrödinger’s CATscan.

Ah, but he would also have been driving on the other side of the road, which means he would have likely missed the pole entirely due to the different trajectory. ;)

Happened in the UK so most likely driver was on the right hand side of the vehicle, away from the lamp post; still probably very banged up.

Adelaide Byrd had it as a major decision for Reyes

Pretty sure it was a male driver since they tried to use a burnout to impress a bunch of strangers and then lost control.

Rudy was offsides.

I wouldn’t just go around declaring you’re a sociopath all willy-nilly like this.

I don’t think I ever had a Monopoly game that didn’t end in a physical altercation.

You are a real that guy’s that guy.

You’re aware that it was the penultimate point of the second set, which ended with a score of 22-20. You do that shit for 90 minutes and see how easy a two minute point will be.

*clap*

Thanks for needlessly bringing politics into this... 

I agree with your first sentence. After that it gets a little murky. But focusing on that first thought, I’ve long believed for penalties like this in football and hockey too, if you commit something like this that is so flagrant, and penalized as such — targeting — penalties in games suspended should only begin…

Really makes you wonder about the morals of that overlapping set of people who say “They know the consequences of head injuries, so I have no sympathy” and those who say “College athletes get a good education, so they shouldn’t also get paid.”

Counterpoint: The show is pretty good.

A more fitting punishment is to tell them they are getting 5 years probation and then jail them for a year. That would be a great reaction vid.

Are whoopee cushions still okay? You can pry them from my cold dead hands. Those cold dead hands by the way will have hand buzzers. And paper snakes will shoot out of my asshole.

In my expert opinion, you should not watch it or read articles pertaining to it.

I was reading comments for like 5 minutes and kept thinking, “No one is going to say anything about her name?!?”

yes, It’s how I watch TV.