Whenever the Germans start talking about purity, I get worried.

Pretty aggressive heels on these shoes

Wow! An actual “Think of the children!”

Wait until the playoffs. He’ll shit the bed then.

He was good but not elite.

He was surprisingly great. Loved how he kept diagnosing plays before the snap. Dude should’ve retired years ago.

Can we talk about how solid Tony Romo was? His competence and energy in the booth felt like a goddamn revelation after years of Simms shitting all over America’s eardrums.

I feel like we’re missing something here. Nobody’s gonna bring up the curly wig he has casually stored in his seat compartment?

Is there any situation that a car dealership can’t make worse with its avaricious greed and lack of regard for anything other than profitability?

Until JJ Watt has a 2 sack, 1 int game, he’ll never be as good as TJ Watt.

I believe it’s Ha-Ha Clinton Dix, actually. And his name is a national treasure.

maybe, and likely. but that’s for the insurance company to decide, not this asshole.

I’d say by the before pic with it half buried in sand and salt water that the car was already a total loss before it was run over by a truck.

BMW forgot the kidney is part of the grille, not the grille.

BMW’s don’t have to look beautiful. They just have to look expensive. As long as it makes people look successful and affluent they’ll keep buying them (or leasing them I guess).

How is this possible? This is insane. INSANE!

floor mounted fans blowing up from the basement

Yes. The ability to let things go.

Why’d you guys get rid of the roundup of the best Gameday signs?

you know I have to google it now, right?