***Researches who this guy is***

*receives pink slips*

No. They will depart on time but return to the gate a few hours later because they had no realistic flight plan, which will naturally be blamed on someone else.

I assume they will have flights scheduled to depart at, say, 2pm, but they actually don’t depart until 6 years later and spend the interim in the basement of the plane’s parents.

Dump the asshole who yanks the cup out of her hand to take credit for the ball. Believe me, he’ll only become more of a controlling asshole, not less.

Because hell fuckin’ yeah, that’s why

It’s funny how compatible a match Fiat and Chrysler were for each other.

The only way those cars make financial sense is to make a Youtube channel about trying to fix them. But when Amazon bankrupts Dollar Shave Club, the Youtube economy will collapse.

These cars are going to be the 2025 version of the early 2000's V12 Mercs for only $4,000 that will surely bankrupt you that I so often see touted on this site.

Lotus says in its press release that the GT430 is a mere 2,773 pounds, hundreds of pounds lighter than the Evora 400.

I very much wish they had called it the “Audi 119".

It’s what Fancy Kristen uses to go to from her penthouse to her 75' yacht that then takes her to the proper one.

The weight is always placed on the axels, bruh.

It’s like a reverse 911.

Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.

I can’t imagine why.

These people have all been fired.

You either accept the front mid-engine layout or you go old school and deny the theory of the mid-engine layout all together and every car is either front-engined or rear-engined.

How did I end up on Jezebel?

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.