Alfredo Simon to the Tigers! Mat Latos to the Marlins, maybe! Justin Masterson signs with the Red Sox! Rule 5 draft! Can this stove get any hotter?!

In related news, Giants fans mourn the passing of Eli Manning.

Kind of a lazy, dull idea for a thesis project if you ask me.

I'm so curious as to how they were able to make a living while on the lam. Glad these pieces of shit are caught.

"Although Barreto was arrested in 2008 for CHILD ABUSE AND KILLING A CHILD, she was released on bond after six months."

I get tired of the "we need more women in X but here's what's wrong with all the possible candidates." Men are allowed to be terrible, and I demand the right to be terrible, too. When 50% of the MCs with record deals are female we can sort out who's good and who isn't.

Hold the phone here. He wasn't acting like a child. He was acting like a little shit. Children are and certainly CAN be short tempered. Like all "people", children can and should be taught self control and respect for others. Being in line for food is fine. Being in line to get something to eat is fine. She didn't…

This is for the commenter who will inevitably post "Send Bieber back to Canada!"

Can we arrest this dude for animal cruelty?

Yeah, the bear was like "this guy is already dead...on the inside."

You've gone too far this time, Bieber.

"This time, I spray-painted it orange and called it 'Boehner in a box.'"

You are right. Joey Fatone does have dreamy eyes.

Oh my god, that's just AWFUL.

My husband and I decided he would "geo-bach"(basically he moved for work and I stayed home with our young daughter) because his deployment schedule was going to be bananas for a year or so. That year turned into three, and while it wasn't ideal, he came out to visit every few months and I thought we were okay. We…

I was 21 and had suspected my then boyfriend was messing around with this chick anne. She'd been getting really annoying, crawling all over him that fall and wanting to have important, urgent, emotional talks at all times because my boyfriend was such a good friend.