It went from Dynasty to Knots Landing in 18 episodes.

Looks like a case of Photoshop. Megan Trainor is on it.

“That’s hot.” Paris Hilton.

She didn’t know b/c the Psychic Friends line was busy when she called.

I also have the same request of removing all traces of Kardashians when I visit my friends.

Or “Screwdriver” (made with Beluga Vodka).

Rita is the new Becky.

Beyonce is tapping her fingers together like Mr. Burns, saying “Excellent.”

More like fans. Like she bought the whole section at Home Depot.

Beyonce must be seething.

The girl is thirstier than a camel in a desert.

You mean Lindsay?

True, but shouldn’t he have been someone important before going through a renaissance?

Log cabin republicans are always welcoming new members...

“I’m a teepee, I’m a wigwam, I’m a teepee, I’m a wigwam...”

More like Louise Belcher.

And I’m sure I won’t be eating pancakes. Ever.

I’m shocked he didn’t cast Madea as Mary.

Ditto. She must know a lot of Hollywood secrets.

Beyonce will never be Whitney. Tina maybe, not Whitney.