I’m guessing a photo of Rich partying showed up on the account?

Are you fucking kidding with this garbage Tom Cruise take? Look, the guy is a fucking corny weirdo, but considering how many rich ASSHOLES we’ve seen just pretending COVID is not a thing so that their precious little lives don’t get the least bit interrupted, it’s fucking REFRESHING to see a celeb take it seriously.…

He’s like an anthropomorphic Sperry Topsider with no socks.

Jezebel article from yesterday: “Cancel Culture Still Isn’t Real”

TRANSLATION: “I have finally accepted my boyfriends homosexuality and am currently contemplating an exit strategy which will probably entail either a high profile movie project or revealing an eating disorder.”

Obligatory.

Swedish jails are heartless. They make you assemble your own furniture.

DJ Khaled doesn't like going down on anything, and that includes the Billboard charts. 

In what can Emma Watson act? Most of the list is incorrect, but Watson is not good.

That’s because Nickelback earned their keep.

I believe he can lie.

Does the makeup line also include access to her cosmetic surgeon(s)?

How come Rich didn’t get to add to this?

If Stephen King has written a regular column for a fashion magazine, I’d like to read it

It’s one for every child he fathered outside of the marriage?

This is pro-level matching (as you’d expect). My clothes don’t even match my clothes, for christ’s sake.

Uh... Excuse me. I was told that there would be 14 year-olds here.

But Beyoncé can’t act.