“That’s hot,” Paris Hilton.

He once picked up a stray kitten and cuddled it...TO DEATH.

It’s worse for gay guys (and they don’t have the reasoning/excuse of wanting a family). For example...

Star Jones, is that you?

Does it include chapters on her nose job, veneers, botox, nutritionist/chefs, personal trainers, body groomers, hair/make-up fashion teams (not to mention pretty good genes)?

Olivia Benson is on the case.

I hear Hayden Christensen is between jobs.

Han Solo? After seeing him try to act, more like Non Solo.

Brit humour is like Canadian humour only with a different accent. Eh?

It now matches his acting abilities.

Who is that? More like, what is that?

She’s got a heart of stone, so what do you expect?

Kill it, kill it *stomps on it with foot*

You know, it’s the girl from that thing! *teenager sigh*

“Telenovela is not a remake of a telenovela”

Note: Not beloved.

The 1980’s: When a 30-year-old woman is made up to look like a 65-year-old drag queen.

It’s not like he’s known for being a thespian, either.

And they can always blame affluenza and get away with it.

She needs a better depilatory.