Wasn’t that supposed to be Christina Aguilera?

Martha is the doyenne of shade. It’s a good thing.

It was suspended b/c she tweeted a private phone # (which is a no-no).

He’s a fraud and an idiot. Google him. The internet never forgets.

If they wait a few years, the cast can film The Golden Girls movie.

The talent and connections can’t make up for a few basic things:

Too much Kontouring.

He can carry my groceries but he can’t carry a tune.

The difference between eccentric and crazy is having money.

You’re not the only one...

I don’t know how Channing Potato gets A-list directors to work with him.

How do you double-stick tape that dress? I mean...

Glitter 2: Daydream Rainbows

Ironic since the D&G designers are both super gay.

People hate him because he’s an entitled millennial.

They should’ve just put the Alexis/Krystle catfight on a loop.

Don’t forget the sassy narrator.

How about a bunch of nobodies?

Girl is thirstier than a camel after a 30-day tourist trip of the Sahara.

Her new face is all due to “contouring.”