US Vogue already put a drag queen on the cover with Kim Kardashian.

It was a little too Mary about to give birth to the savior.

When is the surrogate due?

Totally. Food baby.

“...what Bulochnikov does is to managing as what they do down at the Cheetah is to dancing.”

Scarier thought: Oscar nominee, Justin Timberlake.

Knowing people who worked on The Avenue, they said it was as fake as a Kardashian boob job.

You’re talking about Mariah, right?

Uh no. It’s sounds like ‘fuck me’ mid-orgasm.

Fuck 2016.

Madonna was the first woman not in a duo or group to be inducted into the R&R Hall of Fame on her first try/nomination.

Madonna was the first woman not in a duo or group to be inducted into the R&R Hall of Fame on her first try/nomination.

They were jealous over who had the better hairflipping skillz.

A million times this.

Loved the fact Rory was failing in the new series.

The red carpet is like the country music awards circa 1983.

Melanija Knavs vs. Melania Trump. Same person? Def not the same face.

He does well in 5-min-or-less spurts. Anything longer, not so much.

It’s about a male fashion designer who’s straight? That’s novel.

Clearly she didn’t marry him for his looks.