The short version, no. The longer version, sometimes, but rarely.

That’s not a smile. That’s a ‘I just queefed’ face.

He might be the Chadiest Chad that ever Chadded.

That’s why her Snapchat is blank.

Then how come there are usually 2 or 3 James’ on each season?

Already saw it. Not even Cinemax worthy for soft-core cheeziness.

Group of men + roid rage + alcohol + no sex = fun reality TV!

Is it too late now to say sorry?

It went from Dynasty to Knots Landing in 18 episodes.

Looks like a case of Photoshop. Megan Trainor is on it.

“That’s hot.” Paris Hilton.

She didn’t know b/c the Psychic Friends line was busy when she called.

I also have the same request of removing all traces of Kardashians when I visit my friends.

Or “Screwdriver” (made with Beluga Vodka).

Rita is the new Becky.

Beyonce is tapping her fingers together like Mr. Burns, saying “Excellent.”

More like fans. Like she bought the whole section at Home Depot.

Beyonce must be seething.

The girl is thirstier than a camel in a desert.

You mean Lindsay?