True, but shouldn’t he have been someone important before going through a renaissance?

Log cabin republicans are always welcoming new members...

“I’m a teepee, I’m a wigwam, I’m a teepee, I’m a wigwam...”

More like Louise Belcher.

And I’m sure I won’t be eating pancakes. Ever.

I’m shocked he didn’t cast Madea as Mary.

Ditto. She must know a lot of Hollywood secrets.

Beyonce will never be Whitney. Tina maybe, not Whitney.

If they swapped it, I hope it was Febreezed before being worn.

But at 82 years young, Dame Joan Motherfuckin’ Collins still reigns.

#oscarssobitchy

At first I thought Chris Rock introduced Niecy Nash.

It’s called show business for a reason. You make the studios money and they reward you - eventually - with some trophies. They don’t always reward those who actually deserve it.

Sploosh.

So... he asked a whore if he can call another woman a bitch.

And the other joke is they hired Ryan Reynolds to play a character that is basically already Ryan Reynolds.

Now I have a visual image of Donald going, “It’s gonna be huuuuge.”

By the looks of it, Aretha has been at the buffet for the past 30 years.

International singing sensation Rita Ora *teenager eye roll*

Reminds me of Miu Miu ads (only with, ya know, skinny white models).