This wedding is going to be epic.

Will Smith will not attend the Oscars...

* follows him into bedroom, locks door, hides key in underwear, makes him find key *

...don’t tell Seth Rogan he’s hot.

Chinese poet and activist Ai Qing, who spent time in Paris in the 1920s and ‘30s...

“That’s hot,” Paris Hilton.

It’s worse for gay guys (and they don’t have the reasoning/excuse of wanting a family). For example...

Star Jones, is that you?

Does it include chapters on her nose job, veneers, botox, nutritionist/chefs, personal trainers, body groomers, hair/make-up fashion teams (not to mention pretty good genes)?

Olivia Benson is on the case.

I hear Hayden Christensen is between jobs.

Han Solo? After seeing him try to act, more like Non Solo.

Brit humour is like Canadian humour only with a different accent. Eh?

It now matches his acting abilities.

Who is that? More like, what is that?

*yesss*

She’s got a heart of stone, so what do you expect?

Kill it, kill it *stomps on it with foot*

You know, it’s the girl from that thing! *teenager sigh*

“Telenovela is not a remake of a telenovela”