Strangely, the town suggested she park by the an area called Renforth Wharf, which does have no-parking signs that the town seemed cool with ignoring.

God damn, he must have finished the whole thing.

“fell asleep”

Just imagine how much more insane this scene could be if y’all had universal health care....

If you’re not putting good tires on a Skyline, you’re doing it wrong.

Rear Super Sports for my M5 are like 3 bills each. I ain’t got it like that. 

I don’t understand the appeal of burn outs. Sure there is noise and smoke, but I own a stereo and a fireplace if I need both at once.

My dad owns one unfortunately. It sabotaged itself when its timing belt ate itself only 20,000 miles after replacement (the change interval on those things are 60,000 miles, it’s ridiculous!). My dad, who if you couldn’t tell doesn’t make the wisest automotive decisions, decided to have the turd repaired instead of…

truth!! They only try to provoke a reaction. I like your line - hits’em right where it hurts them. One thing white people hate more than themselves (butt implants, lip implants, tanning for darker skin), is to see a minority more socioeconomically affluent than they are. That eats at them so hard. It’s an…

They are most stunned by the reaction they don’t expect. If someone calls you a nigger, say,”And,...what else do you have in your cheap pockets?” Look amused when you say it. They’re trying to provoke a violent reaction, & of course, get to you. It’s been a very long time since anyone has called me a nigger to my…

Assault? I didn’t see anything. Did something happen to Miss Anne?

This is what white people do, everyday in large and small ways to PoC. They antagonize and antagonize and antagonize you, it gives them a sense of false worth to feel better than. It’s their whole persona, being “better than”. “I may be poor, but at least I ain’t a nigger!” White people are fully aware of the…

I haven’t seen a beating in Boston like that since Mark Wahlberg blinded that guy while committing multiple hate crimes.

Bass? Dropped.

It was toast when it rolled off the assembly line.

Suspect recognition is the Keystone of any top-flight group of Kops.

So the question I’ve been asking myself this week is, do I feel good that between 25 and 30 percent of the people elected our president who is a nut, or do I feel bad that between 25 and 30 percent of the people elected our president who is a nut.

Enough people have pointed out that your math is bad, so instead I’ll say this: You didn’t marry Trump, you voted for him. That doesn’t oblige you to be ride or die for every idiotic move he makes (which is fortunate, because there’s no reason to think he’ll stop making them).

Nice earrings. Bear’s like, “Oooo I’m fancy!”

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.