When did sunlight qualify as debris in the road?????

As a person who had bought an unreliable car at CarMax with a CarMax extended warranty, it is a great idea but will cost a lot more upfront. I figure the $12,000 they spent on repairs in 5 years offsets the extra $3500 in purchase price and warranty I paid though.

Holy sheet. I would have lost my Tempur.

Maybe if mommy would have put the precious little crotchfruit down some time in the past 2 years it wouldn’t have attachment issues.

You sound terrible. It’s the parents responsibility to bring an Epi pen if there child has allergies.

Shouldn’t it be the responsibility of the parents to be carrying an epi-pen? If the allergy is severe enough, then don’t fly.

At 44, I make similar requests.

If the child has an allergy that bad, that it can trigger anaphylaxis, and the parent doesn’t have 2 epi-pens on them, 1000000% their fault. It’s on you to have the epi-pens. My daughter has had one bad reaction to eggs over a year ago and we still carry one of her epi-pens in her diaper bag every day.

You really think that it is the airline’s responsibility to have a supply of Epi-Pens on hand? It sure sucks to be deathly allergic, but if you are, perhaps you should be carrying your own lifesaving device?

If you have a child with a severe peanut allergy, THE PARENT should have an epi pen. Think about it, would you expect the airline to have a dispensary and pharmacist/nurse on every flight to cover every sickness/disease? Your plane ticket would be $10,000.

Has any reader seen someone kicked off a plane for farting? I’d like to hear about it. I’m sure the culprit would deny it and the evidence, while recirculating in the cabin, would be tough to pin on someone.

I thought it was the car that looks like a dog dropping a deuce that did them in.

I’m not going to hate on the AP for this. This is the first interview she’s given, so I think it’s quite the scoop for any reporter to get.

Pro-tip: if you wish to be left alone, do not do interviews with reporters or sell the rights to your life story (so that your life will be the subject of a book and/or movie).

I don’t know what DVT is but I don’t feel like googling it. I am going to assume it’s an STD transmitted by tray tables being jammed into your crotch.

This is why as soon as I could comfortably put them in the seat with the lap belt- about 3, I think? I stopped taking the car seat on the plane. They can’t reach without it.

If Donald Trump wanted to become extremely popular (I mean really extremely popular, not the well-wishing throngs kind of popularity that exists only in his head), he would introduce a mandatory minimum of seat space on US airlines. It’ll never happen though, since “regulation = bad.”

Hudsons in Detroit (via Marshall Fields, but still)...

And Kaufmann’s in Pittsburgh.

But, but...DISRUPTION!