Why? Because this kid works 2 jobs while going to highschool and can afford to buy himself things while you can’t?

and that’s what they’re hoping for, that we’ll all get nostalgic for the classic oversized Ebony mags with its Fashion Fair and Canadian Club ads and look the other way while they rob others under the guise of “hey, you black, I’m black, we BLACK! Come on brothers and sisters, WE’RE EBONY!”

Used to be that I’d hand-crank a little thingamajigger at the base of my radiator just to start my horseless carridge’s engine, due to the lack of an electric starter.

If that is the only indication to you that “times are a changin” you haven’t been paying attention.

2016 Mustang 5.0 with Borla ATAK catbacks and Eibach sportline suspension. About 15K miles on it, and I’ll probably get a Roush on it by the end of the year.

When your father is OJ, stealing the joy from black women is second nature.

She already stole Frankenberry’s face and got away with it, why would she stop there?

- Class

Psh. The people who think these surveys are a good idea are so many levels removed from the people who take the hit for a “bad” 9 out of 10—good luck with that. What, did you think the C-suite is going to take time to come down to the service department’s level and see how these blanket policies misfire on a…

pro tip: if you want me to rate your product or service highly...DO NOT ASK ME TO GIVE YOU A HIGH RATING. I’m going to be super critical of anything if you solicit high marks. I know its not directly related but it sure seems to happen more and more with these and other similar surveys.

Starred for the first mention of the inboard brakes. A shittier brake job is hard to find than the inboard ones. The E-type had them and I guess Jag liked them so much they kept it for the sailboat that followed it.

Hahahaha....unintentional COTD

I parked next to a British car once. Immediately after I noticed my car was leaking oil. Coincidence?

I owned a British car once, I think that’s enough.

That is how the lottery works. When your team is bad, you have a higher likelihood of getting a high pick. I know this might be hard to understand, but percentages are not sorcery. Chill out, Merlin.

You still gotta pick the right players. You guys coulda had Malkin.

If by “magically won the lottery” you mean followed a fairly exact formula that took into account multiple years of performance and therefore was even more fair than normal then yeah sure (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_NHL_Entry_Draft).

But yeah keep thinking the fucking bumbling NHL somehow planned and executed…

We’re ignoring Subban’s embellishment on the cross-check, we’re ignoring the “every time someone checks us we give them a two-hander across the ankles” plays, we’re ignoring the phantom call that led to a 5 on 3, we’re ignoring the hit on Cullen that wasn’t penalized, etc., right?

It was dastardly of the NHL to cancel an entire season to make sure the Penguins could get that top pick.

You mean like game 2: where a phantom penalty on Malkin gave the preds a 5on3 for 2 full minutes, or like where, just as in game 1, they took away a goal for offsides that was clear on replay (except this time it was the Pens goal being taken away) hmmm. now I’m not a mathmatician, but that seems ... there’s a word…