I feel like it was poignantly appropriate to use a pirate streaming service to watch this program.

I feel like the appropriate sexual trade for a Washington scoop is the reporter has a casual glance across the room but actually looking past you at their friends, but you totally waved and looked dumb.

I wouldn’t be surprised if trading BJs for access was the norm in Washington. After all, Snyder did quadruple DP in exchange for RGIII.

The team is now claiming it was an indirect attempt to honor the Native American tradition of bartering.

Fuck Ohio State. I did Pig & Whiskey for a bbq truck in suburban Cleveland this last weekend and some asshole picked up a log and smashed our table when he saw my Michigan shorts. I was only even wearing the shorts because they were $10 and I needed shorts. I’ve never sworn at a customer before but I had to tell him…

same...

I both hate and love reading these things.

I’ll have you know, I can’t sport anywhere close to that well.

Somebody alert the Patriots: unlike Brady, this dad can throw the football and catch it at the same time, too.

I’m going to pretend he’s this guy from now on.

OMG YOU SAID DICK! HOW CRUDE. I’M REPORTING YOU.

yeah, this is some Andy Kaufman-level shit going on right here.

Take your record and your dumb shirt and cut your losses.

Have you ever played Kinja? Because you’re awful at it.

That sounds like a personal problem