I’m going to pretend he’s this guy from now on.

OMG YOU SAID DICK! HOW CRUDE. I’M REPORTING YOU.

yeah, this is some Andy Kaufman-level shit going on right here.

Take your record and your dumb shirt and cut your losses.

Have you ever played Kinja? Because you’re awful at it.

That sounds like a personal problem

Here I’ll help out. Fuck off.

This is awesome.

I’ve always had a fantasy where they bring out the family and kids, and when they say turn around or Let’s welcome home Corporal Marine Todd, the family turns around overjoyed and then they wheel out a casket with the flag draped over it.

The degree to which the NFL continuously insults the public’s intelligence is maddening. Can we please just accept all of the horseshit hypocrisy, dispense with the horseshit ritualistic pomp and circumstance, and watch fucking football?!

Tom Brady and Peyton Manning were the guys really pushing it, so I can imagine Belichick may have made some suggestions via Brady. But the point is — if the league really wanted to make sure the condition of the balls wasn’t a factor in determining the outcome of a game, they shouldn’t have ever permitted the rule in…

I really hate to be “that guy”, but it’s “Win or go home”, not “Winner-or-go-home”.

Excellent read, Greg. You should get a job writing stuff, or something.

I’m not a fan of this guy...but I’d like to see him get another shot with an organization that can actually function. I think a lot of people would like to see if he was ever worth the hype. Will he have a redemption story? I truly hope so just to prove fat ass Jay Gruden wrong. I wonder if Gruden knows how much…

What I hate most about the Foreskins: They are the second most-valuable franchise in the NFL, and it is because of the affluence of that part of their fanbase with government and lobbying jobs.

It’s a shame that in today’s America, we lack the compassion to deal with mental illness. Clearly anyone who feels so passionately about an entity that didn’t exist six months ago that he’s willing to fight others, including the police, deserves our sympathy, not our derision.