...Ramirez ran through back yards, where at least one man struck him with barbecue utensils...

Before you get on him fortrying to rhyme “penetratin,” you’ve got to understand it was that or trying to rhyme “statuatory,” which is almost impossible to do.

I was doing okay until I read that there’s a 15 year old who does makeup tutorials who has a net worth of $1.5 million.

Honestly, I hope none of you truly believe Jobs did good for mankind. Even as a businessman, where do you see aspects that truly help you? You could say iPhones and iPads are potentially helpful in these ever connected lives, but what devices helped to create this ever connected atmoshpere we live in now?
You could…

I worked stadium events for the national guard while doing some physical therapy stuff. I am NOT a Ravens fan, but every Sunday, in uniform, I drove a fancy ass hummer (18 or so speakers, a fancy paint job, and some weird lighting syst) and parked in their main tailgating lot. You know, the one the cops cleared the…

The depth of my contempt for Ray Lewis cannot be measured by standard instruments. He is a fraud and clown and a repulsive self-promoter who deserves to fall off a dam. I fucking hate him.

I draw the fucking line here. We DO NOT want to see the Robert Evans MVP Watch disappear. That shit is the text equivalent of an orgasm.

+1 or -1 star.

Ray Ray learned from this man

The last good thing the Ravens did: kept the nation from having to endure Colin Kaepernick, Super Bowl champion.

I'm pretty sure this is a great comment, but let me sleep on it.

The broiler is inside the oven. The oven heat element is on the floor of the chamber and the broiler heat element is on the top (whether gas or electric). The floor level drawer is, in my experience, a drawer for storing baking sheets etc. and NOT for cooking. I am trying to assume here that your oven is different…

You know what got me in that story? The beige capri pants :/

I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.

I thought the same thing! But I did find this.

I watched from the corner as Sara took them their wine glasses. And I watch as she tottered over with a large, fruit-filled pitcher of sangria. And I watched as she lifted the pitcher high over the wretched woman’s head...and dumped it all over her.

Sara is the hero we deserve