Barber: What kind of look are you going for, bud?

It’s tough. I like watching the game, but all the off the field stuff just sours the experience. The military grand standing, the half assed “We care about women’s health” pink shit, the fucking FOX football robot, Goodell, the insufferable talking heads. So mid game, I’m already sick of whatever narrative they are…

“Very sad about Johnny Football. Now let’s cut to the Gronk cam!”

Since when is “Cheney” unpronounceable?

My favorite take yet. I bet he convinced some people to like his sport though.

This is just terrible journalism. Florio spelled “hospital” REALLY wrong.

This is the first time a Jets player has been publicly cold-cocked since Brett Favre sent that picture to Jenn Sterger from the team’s ice-bath.

Biggest surprise of this whole story, the kid was not American.

Written by Jason TORCHinsky....har har har

This sketch does not get nearly enough praise, but I think it might be his best:

I buy this analogy, as he’s the only coach who thinks Sam Bradford is a commodity worth trading for.

Player: Hello Coach Chip, how are you today?

He’s not a racist, nor is he a tyrant. Any NFL coach that sees Mark Sanchez as a “commodity” is just a fucking imbecile.

I will give that bloated priest of cash all of my money and some of the money I don’t even have just as long as I can watch his armored acrobats push the ball into the success area on Sundays and Saturdays? and Thursdays and definitely on Mondays.

Remember folks, whipping balls is better than deflating balls.

Both the Mecum and Barret Jackson companies are filled with pathological liars.

This is interesting. I’ve never bought anything at an auction. Seen a few on TV though and never In a million years would I have assumed that you were not to rely on statements by the auctioneer to make your purchase.