Chief Wiggum’s body, Ralph Wiggum’s brain. The perfect politician.

No buzzkill but man it’s hard on a pug to be out in the hot sun. Poor dudes can’t breathe enough to cool off and it’s a deteriorating cycle. That’s why they always look happy with their mouth open and tongue hanging out - they’re actually panting.

It may even save a few marriages.

Not sure what I was expecting, but what a let down.

Somehow i thought Goodell was taller. He should really avoid having his photo taken standing next to players.

Major Harris

I have not done one of those races. I guess you’ve done one and would like support for your denial that breathing that stuff is good. In that case, you’ve got Booger’s seal of approval to do whatever you want. Inhaling the dust whether gasping or calmly breathing seems like a bad idea to me. But still, whatever curls…

So I saw this stuff on a Toyota commercial and thought just how stupid do you have to be on a run, gasping for air, and then let people throw paint dust at you? 10 years from now you’re like a coal miner with black lung, except yours are colorful.

Uhhhhh....What. Really, there’s a point where a job stops being a job and more of a way to pass time. When you’re 71 and a multi-millionaire, being “exploited” is inapplicable. You’re not stitching shoes together in a nike sweatshop for 4 cents an hour, you’re a voice actor making hundreds of thousands of dollars an…

That’s not even an 80’s rocker there- maybe late 80s

I live in an area were an hour commute to the capitol city is common, and companies like to avoid commuters because as soon as you find a job near home, it’s over for them. IMO there’s no amount of job satisfaction that can replace 2 hours per day stuck in a car.

What I realized a long time ago (before I finished high school) is everyone tries to have everything. So everything gets done half-assed, and though they sort of have it all, nothing is as good as they wanted. The compromise means everything sort of sucks.

if I were wrongfully accused of something so heinous (and, to be clear, I’m not saying that’s the case here), I could see myself being incensed to the point of making a public spectacle of my countersuit

I know an 85 year old wrestling fan. :)

Open your eyes

we have concluded that it is more probable than not that Jim McNally (the Officials Locker Room attendant for the Patriots) and John Jastremski (an equipment assistant for the Patriots) participated in a deliberate effort to release air from Patriots game balls after the balls were examined by the referee

If someone rich ass dude like the Prince of Saudi Arabia had done that to a Veyron everyone on here would have their panties in a massive bunch.

3 swings, 3 misses, amirite?

“You don’t see people walking around going ‘I tried pot and I’m proud of it’.”

So you’re willing to excuse her because the towing company sucks. or is it because she’s hot, blonde, and on TV? You’ve got to be clear about which kind of stupid you are, don’t leave us wondering.