What really keeps pissing me off is all the people who know exactly why someone else finds it funny. Some people probably do find it funny for the "wrong" reasons, but the idea that everyone does or that anyone knows how many people are laughing at it for which reason is stupid.

Leggings are pants. If someone would like to argue that fact, then we are going to have to set a guideline for what pants are then. Do they have to have a zipper? Buttons? What is it exactly that makes leggings not pants? Because if you say opacity, well, no. There are a lot of pants that are pants that are made out…

I have a 3-year-old son. This is what they act like. My children have an excellent example in their father and I still have 50 conversations just like this every day. We are all perfect parents until we have kids.

Cute, until you wonder where he picked it up.

SHOCKED.

My mom worked at McDonald's at night while she went to school during the day and tried to support high-school me. I think the low point was when the owner of the McDonald's convinced people to sign up for Thanksgiving shifts with promises of free meal tickets if they worked at least 6 hours. When it came time to…

sorry about your limited knowledge about human psychology but being unable to react is common behaviour for humans in a situation of traumatic experience.

Does the chef at Goldblum's eject digestive acid on your food for you or are you supposed to do that yourself?

Social worker PSA:

Imperialist: that word, I do not think it means what he thinks it means.

"...but i'm sure they're having a bit of online fun and when they grow up maybe they'll glean the complexities of real life and love..."

I wish she could shut the fuck up long enough to crystallize it all into something more coherent.

I don't think I understand that Lily Allen quote. She references how guys tell her what they prefer, but then talks about competition, which I took to mean her critiquing herself, as well, for feeling competitive with the thinner woman, but then says that men aren't the enemy. I just...I feel like I'm reading a word…

All of the women that say that are without question the meanest, bitchiest, cattiest and shittiest of all. They are the backstabbers, the gossips, the ones that sleep with your boyfriend behind your back and the ones that generally give women a bad name.

Yeah, I was the "all my friends are boys" girl when I was in high school. Then I realized most of those guy friends were hanging around hoping we'd hook up. I got honest with myself and admitted I loved the attention, but that it wasn't the healthiest way to conduct friend relationships. Not saying a woman and a man…

I don't think criticizing someone for perpetuating systemic sexism is the same thing as being mean

Ok, Lily Allen's song "It's Hard Out Here" actually includes the line "We've never had it so good, we're out of the woods, and if you can't detect the sarcasm you've misunderstood.", which would insinuate that she's well aware we're still fighting the good fight. Her thoughts on the matter are apparently not well…

Right? I've never listened to Lily Allen, but man... she's dumb. For some reason it bothers me that famous and wealthy folks can't be arsed to think critically.

Yes, Lily- all men EVERYWHERE are into meatier women. Not a single man ever has been into thin women. Or heavy women. Or those with athletic builds.

What's the man version of feminism?