I like how the responses got more angry and mean as they went on. I bet they feel real good at being able to tell the difference between a major and a colonel. I’m pretty sure you were going for a joke and then people just attack you for being dumb. Yep, confirmed that we are on Deadspin.

A revenge seeker! They don’t all do that, but I love the ones who do- I always say they’d make great alcoholics, as they’ve learned how to power themselves through their resentments.

I babysat my parents cat (who I reared as a kitten and she loves me when she doesn’t hate me) during Halloween. I put on my witch costume which consisted of a wig and a cape and she got so freaked out. I thought it was funny and maybe chased her around a bit. She hid somewhere and I took off the costume and hung out…

And after he eats, he has to poop, which he announces to the room. And after he poops, he has to joyfully run all over the room. I call them poop runs.

This little perv cost us our xmas with his expensive thyroid disease but it’s ok, we love him more than presents 😍

“Sing the song of his people,” is the best phrase ever.

*dead*

He - and his two brothers - were born in my bed. Goodbye, mattress. Farewell, sheets. The trio (and their mama) took over my life. Giving them away? Adoption? What do you mean by “adoption”?

Herb. Three weeks old.

Ummm, your cat is the most beautiful cat.

Internet mention of a cat requires me to post a pictute of one of mine. Samwise loves me and I love him more than most people.

Things my three cats have pulled this year:

My cats have been chatting with each other a lot today. One makes a noise and the other jumps off my lap and runs over to them and then they make noises back and forth. I am pretty sure I’ll be dead by nightfall.

I’m not going to have that problem. I’m a terrific talker. Just tremendous.

I’m so worried that we’ll all end up talking like him. It would be bigly embarrassing.

I chuckled at “determine who are the terrific people.” He knows like 4 adjectives. I laugh in order to not cry.

Came here to say exactly the same thing. My cat attacks normal pants for fun. If I wore those pants he would be in ecstasy, and I would be bleeding.