It’s exactly like when Frederick William II was married to Elisabeth Christine of Brunswick-Luneburg but then dumped her and wifed up Fredericka Louisa of Hesse-Damstadt, and Elisabeth Christine went on IG and said “oh hai frederick william - you missing dat buttplay we used to do?” which caused Frederick William to…

Someone says this every day, as if it’s a new thought.

In all fairness to Chloe, if I walked in to my home and my “roommate/person who is not paying any rent” had a person I didn’t care for, and a mess; I would’ve kicked them out too. No one brings drama into my home.

The 2 bolted into Rob’s wing and locked the door

I said I had money, I didn’t say I had reading comprehension. :)

I have a savings account with York Banks Asia. They offer great interest rates.

Not all over it! Stand it up and fill the small cup its leaves create on top. This is one of the ways they “drink” while growing.

because family is forever.

This is where Donald Trump came from.

It’s not the first time Grandma has been woken up with a banana, amirite?

Naw, what she said is she was sick of reading about BOYS and their dogs. She wanted to see representations of people that look like herself. Her issue was not with dogs, she used the ‘boys and their dogs’ as an example. #notalldogs

The Addy series of American Girl books

THE TIME IS RIPE FOR CAT NOVELS

Ummmmm... the Baby-Sitters Club ones about Jessi?

Wouldn’t you like to know?

Really? I though only we ████ liked having █████ on top of ███ with ██████ █████ lemon chicken ████.

is this a page number? did they redact a page number?

this part is my fav

They were just using their black highlighters to point out all the most important stuff!

And from my mother: