Nothing Matt Damon has done this year lends itself to easy punchlines.
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“Why does everything you wear look like it’s bearing a grudge? You’ve got a wardrobe full of little murderers.”
I did not!
The beauty of the google. I just learned that Patsy’s full name is Eurydice Colette Clytemnestra Dido Bathsheba Rabelais Patricia Cocteau Stone
The cast of Absolutely Fabulous was banned from drinking after the partying got “out of control.”
It’s her! She’s pregnant!
Am I old? Who are these people?
Reachingggggg.
No. Being proud of her own success - at her career and at not getting pregnant - is not an implied criticism of other women.
Maybe I’ll crack the box for NYE drinks. You’ve inspired me.
Or this one (JK, it’s still in the box)
I prefer these bullets.
No, she means the general population being unable to differentiate between a joke that pokes fun at the asshole vs. a joke made at the expense of an entire group of people because the joke deals with race in some manner.
I would like to deeply apologize for the above comment. When I said “so long Jerkbags”, I didn’t mean to imply that the rest of you are, in fact, Jerkbags. I was suffering from exhaustion at the time and have deep respect for the Jerkbag community.
Wait, we’re allowed to opt out of it? Finally. So long jerkbags!
Regardless of the rest of the whole thing, Jackie’s father was awesome.
hehe...solid
KARA-Lattes, dude, what about lattes!?
I'm so sorry that, even as adults, some of us are still able to appreciate and respect the things that brought us joy as children, Kara.
Hooray!