WHITE MAN TALKING! QUIET EVERYONE! WHITE MAN TALKING!

Yeah I just usually say: Don't tell me what to do! Even if I am being completely unreasonable over unripe avocados. I hate it when some men automatically assume a woman is hysterical when her voice is slightly raised. Jesus.

Not to interrupt the mob misogyny here at Jezebel of all places, but one would probably want to renovate a place where a suicide went down - if you know anything at all about suicide. It also seems to be the kids who had someone come into her house and begin to take things, which is why she responded asking the court…

Will do. It was stupid of her to leave her phone on my desk while she ran out to pick up lunch. It's like she was asking for this.

OK, I'm sold. I just signed my friend up for it without telling her and am going to sit back and see what happens. Curious to see how Fred Kelly responds to a baffled married woman.

Brb pitching that RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

Yeah, my first thought was "THIS WAS MY CHILDHOOD TOO YOU BASTARDS!"

Can the movie poster please also feature the cast walking arm-in-arm, laughing while all looking in different directions?

She's also allowed to drive without a license. .. she's just that bad ass

I really hope they make this good so the same contingent of stupid people doesn't act all smugly and say shit like, "See? Can't make a good movie with women! HURR DERP."

Noooo ... The radical feminists that run Hollywood are rounding up all copies right now (even yours! and no more streaming!). When the reboot is finished, all copies of old Ghostbusters will be thrown into Pele's mouth while Adele plays.

You can't expect men to be upset and spell correctly. It's a lot to ask.

The same think we do every night Pinky.

An all male Sex and the City sounds totally rad! You should totally pitch that to Hollywood, the tag line could be 'putting the man back in mani pedi!

PHASE I: VIDEO GAMES

I was honestly pretty meh about this idea until the screeching backlash started.

Liz is a badass, in my head she looked like this when she drove him:

Women famously still can't drive

FWIW, my dog heartily endorses the Presto Heat Dish. On cold wintry days, he looks forward to coming back inside to his "girlfriend."

FWIW, my dog heartily endorses the Presto Heat Dish. On cold wintry days, he looks forward to coming back inside to…