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these are absolutely the right names.

Wow, the Halloween costume possibilities...

You wouldn't believe how much I got done when Gawker was down.

For the record, I am required to wear pants at all times.

Next week on Jezebel: Female productivity in the work place sky rockets in Washington DC.

A couple of weeks, all of the sudden, Gawker was blocked from my work computer (govt.) for being an "Adult" site. Every other kinja site was available including Jezebel. And because it is literally reflex for me to toggle between Gawker and Jezebel like 1 billion time a day, I KEPT going to Gawker. I thought I

me. Red Tabby, no collar or tags,spayed female, loud meow. You crazy cat lady with cheese flavored treats.

Cats would never do this to anyone— they just don't have the attention span. This is why I will marry my cat and live happily ever after.

u again? cheers!

after canceling everything, of course — although, I kind of feel like the person who said "I'm not going to do this should be responsible for that?" ...

I flip the fuck out when somebody doesn't give up a seat to the elderly or a pregnant woman. Once somebody offered me a seat (because pretty) but NOT the elderly woman standing next to me. I accepted the seat and then gave it to the old woman because fuck that guy.

By their reasoning I guess I must be a woman because I have never experienced pain like this when I keep my legs closed on a bus or train. I think they are confusing physical pain with emotional pain because they are terrified that they cannot express their dominance by taking ALL of the space.

Preemptive for the inevitable original-minded independent-thinking dudes who always come into posts on this topic to explain how it's biology that they need all that space between their legs.

look at this fucking guy. LOOK AT HIIIM!!!

When you get right down to it, they always say, "Yeah, okay, it doesn't hurt, but they get sweaty and stick to a leg and it's uncomfortable." You know what else is sweaty and sticky and uncomfortable?Wearing a bra on a hot day. Menstruating. The balls of the guy who is sitting across from you and not spreading. Having

Men have a high center of gravity, broad shoulders, and narrow hips. Because of this we'll tip over if we sit with our legs together

Because there is actually more scientific evidence that our brains are more alike than different. Although the opposite, that there is evidence that we are very different, is a common misconception, that misconception has been used historically to exclude women from powerful positions in society.Think about it...

Having listened to many people laugh uproariously at my male boss' terrible terrible awful jokes, I would have to agree. My female supervisor was hilarious, but nobody else thought so. I suppose her's was kind of a dry wit. Maybe people don't always pick up on that.

You can steal my favourite response to "all women suck at driving!"

Or people are more willing to suck up to men in power than to women in power. Just a thought.