My husband refers to that as “winning the game.” I’m not sure what game that is, but it sounds gross.
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What about those of us who have been shitting plenty, but they aren’t good poos? They’re all sludgy and leave you feeling gross rather than invigorated, which is how a poo SHOULD make you feel.
Worst week of my life? Probably two years ago. One night I told my husband of over a decade that I was going to leave, because he was mean to me and made me afraid of him.
1. When I received a 2 am phone call from the police that my son was on a ledge. They talked him down. Then they took him to the VA. (those guys still check on him, btw)
The worst week of my life was when I found out that I was not only crippled for life, but that it had been done to me on purpose by a doctor who had decided to misdiagnose my injury (and the injuries of countless others). He did this because it allowed him & his practice to perform procedures that would make my pain…
Besides this week, and 9-11, I think it would be the week my dog died, the day before my birthday, and 6 months after my sister died. I know it seems fucked up to say that losing my dog was worse than losing my sister, and long term obviously it isn’t, but in the moment, it almost killed me. She was my rock, she got…
I made an account just to say this thread is the first thing that has actually make made me laugh out loud, like, a full belly laugh, since Tuesday. Also I just learned just how mature I am.
(I realize no one will see this. But thanks anyway.)
On election day this week, I found out that I got an interview with Boeing for a paid internship this summer. I was elated. It is literally the path to my dream job. I was prepared to get smashingly drunk that night to celebrate getting an interview opportunity and seeing the first woman President. We bought champagne…
I know I am not the only one who has spent the last 4 days blindingly drunk, but I actually called into work today just to specifically get crap housed again. I am a chef at a country club and I don’t know if I can make food for a bunch of Trump supporters anymore. I seriously don’t know if I can do it anymore.
My 10yr-old daughter and I love potty humor and have decided that whenever we are going to announce that we are going to take a crap it shall henceforth be exclaimed, “I’m going to take a Trump!” Or, “Don’t go in there, I just took a steamy Trump!” Or, “Hey dad, if you’re gonna stink up the bathroom with a massive…
This is very timely.
I’ve had several “incognito” poops. The kind where you wipe and it’s clean. There’s no trace at all.
Everybody sharts.... sometime
This is extremely embarrassing, but I sharted on my way home from work on Wednesday. I had stress poops all day at work and I just wasn’t expecting it. Trump made me dump (in my pants) :(
Directly he’d have to pay whatever damages were awarded. Indirectly it could be used as justification for impeachment (“high crimes and misdemeanors” is deliberately vague). I don’t think there’s any chance the trial will be over before the electoral college votes but it could encourage faithless electors.
I’m sure if this is granted, his lawyers would never dream of trying the use the fact that he is a sitting president to delay the trial until the end of his term, if not exempt him altogether. That would be madness!
In difficult times such as these, it’s nice to see Americans go back to the one unifying, unambiguously good past-time that has lasted them for over 240 years: kicking the shit out of the Irish.
You know Mike Pence is doing the Mr. Burns pointy fingers thing right now.