I feel so much affection for that kid. His sex idiot role on 30 Rock is perfect. I can deal with stupid if he’s at least polite and nice on top of being pretty - I hope he was? Being decent is more important than being bright IMO anyway!

Hung out with Lochte in DC a few years ago and he really is the epitome of just shut up and look good. Amazing athlete obvi, but he should not talk. Or write. I still would but there would have to be a do not talk order.

Yes, the most important thing is whether she leaked the video, not the pattern of behavior the video displays. I wish I was a famous, rich, and attractive (to many) man, imagine what I could get away with!!

Well, but honestly, so what?

I was just reading some comments about the Depp/Heard story on other sites and I’ve concluded that a video could emerge of Johnny Depp repeatedly punching Amber Heard in the face, and the internet would still declare her to be a gold digger who deserved it.

So fucking depressing.

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

I served you chicken last week so to ask me to edit and publish this now was a bold move.

Lentil Eating Lesbian Shit Ass: My Years as a Moderately Well Received Jezebel Commenter.

How much do you want to bet Simone is going to jump up like crazy in the baby name chart?

It’s kind of sad/ironic because Bollywood stars are EVERYWHERE in terms of viewership - from Russia to North Africa to Middle East. I was in Brazil with my cousins and they have a whole soap opera with Bollywood themes. US people are quite...well unaware of cultures outside their own (most Europeans and Canadians too…

Lets put it on a global scale, he is probably the most watched movie star in the past 35 years. Bigger than Brad Pitt, Tom Cruz, or even Tom Hanks. He IS Bollywood! The fact that we don’t have systems that can flag people of major renowned or importance just shows that TSA and customs is security theater that isn’t…

I’ve Performed at the Super Bowl and Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Nomination and All You’ve Done Is Sit On Some Ugly Rocks With an Englishman

I can’t wait to hear Katy’s new songs because normally her hits (which any song about Taylor would surely be) have extremely simplistic cliche lyrics and I really want to see how many things she rhymes with creepy. So weepy, she smells like peepee, she goes by T-Swifty?

All those French girls told him what to do!

(It’s not a perfect picture, but it’s cute.)

Maybe she was sitting on his face?

No. NO. Why? Literally when in obstetric nursing would you ever PUSH the baby BACK IN?!

No, it is absolutely not normal, hence the $16 million verdict. That shit is definitely malpractice.

Halp! Why would you push the baby back in like that? Holy hell why? Is that normal? Does it fucking work like that?