Short of putting it in a pile and setting fire to it, spending your money on nearly anything else would be more intelligent.

Don’t propose to someone who you’re not going to marry is a good idea too.

But does she really need 9 rings?

+1 True Romantic

And most importantly, you get to be self righteous in comment threads about engagement rings. And who can put a price on that?

I wish I lived where you do.

You’re going to (hopefully) spend the rest of your life with this person. Have a conversation with them like a goddamn adult and get her exactly what she wants with an agreed upon budget.

Pro-Tip: cut out all the drama, and have her pick it out. Mrs. Daisuke picked out hers at a vintage jewelry store, and couldn't be more happier with it.

Tim Kaine isn’t mad at the Republican party, he’s just disappointed.

In high school we had a white Spanish teacher, she was not what you could call qualified for the position so we called her Señora Peggy Hill. It was a running gag around campus that native speakers would take her class for shits and giggles.

This is horrific discrimination against the incompetent and as an incompetent person, I would like to see better and fairer treatment of my people. ‘Ooh, you need to know how to do things!’ ‘You need to know basic facts!’ It’s political correctness gone mad and also fascism probably.

Peggy Hill, is that you?!?!

I didn't know that Abigail Fisher had changed her name.

True story. I applied for a job teaching Math. I made it through the initial round to the first interview, and then never heard back. I found out they hired a guy who had a Masters in *Mathematics.* I have a background and a degree in teaching English. I cannot believe this kind of discrimination still happens to…

This is absolute gold ; ‘but I wish him well in the competition,”. Drops mic and walks away with Olivia Munn.

I could have lived a long, happy life not knowing what kind of dick Ashton Kutcher has.

I still think about this whenever I hear news about her.

I’m not an expert on relationships or anything but I think putting your fiance on blast over social media is probably not a wise decision.

“He said Dada today, three times!”