gotta be honest here. this is my first time seeing this video. and i feel a little bit like ben wyatt when he first met lil sebastian.

Cruz might make himself popular with a certain segment of Republicans in 2020, but he’s still totally unelectable outside of Texas.

Ted Cruz is a smart asshole, and it makes sense for him to already begin positioning himself as the anti-Trump. But he’s not doing that here - he’s saying that we need to be even more ideologically pure than the guy who also wants to round up Muslims and Mexicans. The only substantive difference between the two is…

The fact that Trump gave Ted Cruz a chance to address the convention is just more evidence that his campaign is completely incompetent. I mean, he went after the guy’s wife and father and mocked him relentlessly at the end of the campaign; how could Trump have thought that Cruz’s speech would be supportive?

Right and wrong matter... UNLESS YOU ARE KILLING WOMEN IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA IN THE LATE 60s, AMIRITE TED!?

The Stevie Wonder one was pretty awesome though. Highlight was James calling his wife, and Stevie singing “I Just Called To Say [James] Loves You.” James was in tears he was so happy.

Donald Trump and his whole campaign has been like a truth serum forcibly injected into the American bloodstream. Personally, I’m glad it’s all out there again like the bad old days, instead of the bullshit dogwhistles we’ve been living with for the past few decades.

I really liked Adele and One Direction was pretty funny. It’s not a bad concept, James just needs to tone it down and let the stars shine.

I do not think of Melania when I hear or see the word classy.

Awkward silence. Punctuated by the GPS. Which is voiced by Rush Limbaugh.

Cue the conservative dimwits screaming how undignified Michelle O is being and that we need someone to bring “class” back to the role of first lady.

Let’s face it - Michelle Obama is the coolest First Lady in the history of first ladies. #oftenimitated #neverduplicated #notevenclose

I wanna see the SNL spoof of Republican Car Karaoke.

Any Bernie Bro who saw Mike Pence’s speech and still plans on voting Jill Stein or writing in Bernie is a Goddamn coward.

This was Cruz’s opening salvo for his 2020 run.

I mean, that’s why we ran video of him talking.

And to post a half naked picture to slut shame and embarrass her (well, actually an innocent bystander) when the Kardashians all so vocally defend Kim’s right to do whatever she wants with her body as essentially a feminist move.

Khloe is definitely a disgusting piece of shit for this. Like fuck her. and good for Chloe for not backing down. Khloe girl, go do something productive with your time.

This whole Kim/Kanye/Taylor video just makes every single one of them look petty AF.