Counter-counterpoint: the Away Goals tiebreaker means both games of a carry a great deal of meaning. A 0-0 draw in the first leg is a huge advantage for the road team in the second leg, because a draw of anything but 0-0 becomes a win.

Haha, jokes about people’s growth being stunted due to malnutrition due to ethnic conflict and civil war!

As a DC taxpayer, I could not be more against a DC stadium and I could not be more sure that whatever the city ends up doing will be terrible for residents across the city.

You know he knows soccer because of the way he only refers to teams by things listed in the nickname section of their respective wiki pages.

You’re right that editors are predominantly white, white people miss the truth around POC more, and Mariah’s editors definitely should have caught this. BUT.

If only America had some male constituency that bowed down to Russia and didn’t mind slinging racist-sounding terms around.

“I’d rather people get hurt than get rich” is an early leader for next year’s Worst Take of the Year award. 

It was really embarrassing but in the end they got unlucky. The Bills on the other hand, CHOSE to start Nathan Peterman. 

Except for the fact that the US’s failure to make the World Cup happened last year, not this one.  The results of the US national team in 2018 are about what were to be expected given the pivot to a youth movement and playing a lot of “top” teams with basically a U23 roster.

[clears throat]

Not the Kings. No draft pick this year. Fucking things up would just lead to the Celtics getting a lottery pick or 76ers getting the #1. I love the Kings (I am dumb and sad), but I would support their immediate contraction if our continuing front office fuck-ups leads to the 76ers getting Zion.

“Me And My Boy Snuck Into The Greatest Football Game Ever Played”

Glad they didn’t ask the guy who wanted to know what 88 x 88 was.

The Detroit Lions have a play called the Roseanne Barr, a very unattractive play where Matt Stafford literally shits his pants and then throws an unadvised lateral to a RB that results in a fumble.

Exactly! Other teams seem to have done a much better job keeping Murray farther away from 50 points. 

So... shooting at the buzzer during your career best night is bad sportsmanship, but throwing a young player’s career night game ball into the stands out of spite isn’t?

Most of the Bills should start kneeling for the anthem in hopes of being shunned by the league.

Billy Haisley probably wrote that line

People who try to enjoy life are the fucking worst!

The critics of Maryland and Rutgers’ addition to the Big Ten were absolutely right. Real Big Ten schools, like Penn State and Ohio State, let great coaches off the hook for major moral and ethical failures. But DJ Durkin is no JoePa or Urban Meyer. It’s embarrassing to the rest of the conference that Maryland would do…