We’re all very proud that you managed to post a soccer article with one paragraph instead of a hundred and forty seven.

1. Create subtly racist, jingoistic, pro-Trump meme.

I believe that will be the TB plan, only in reverse.

Good. We have as similar hoarder in my community, and his very visible collection of junk is an eyesore. If this guy had at least 50% of his collection stored inside and out of sight, with the rest in a well maintained and kept area, id be a bit more sympathetic. This is just a junkyard. 

My hero was the dude on the bottom holding onto Lynch's foot like when I'm trying to carry groceries down the hall and my kid decides his chance to kill me has finally come

Meaningless international game? It’s the new Nations League, dummy.

That’s not really a freak accident, he was crawling under a goddamned train. It's not like one fell out of the sky and landed on his foot.

This is spot on. I play keeper in an adult league that has players of various backgrounds, from NCAA DI, MLS, and National teams, and I am just figuring it out, but the decision to come off line or stay on line is a decision that must be made instantly and if you make the wrong decision you look like a complete fool.…

Honestly, judging by this kid’s physique, it wouldn’t have to be a very large wall all...

If I’m the keeper, I’m giving 110 percent to stop that goal. Nothing easy kid, you either get some lift on that ball or it’s getting stopped by my foot and punted. This is MY net!

Pretty sure it was not in El País, must have been La Cebolla.

Weird that Sergio wouldn’t want to play in Florida. The stand your ground law really suits his playing style.

The rest of the Browns must be pissed knowing all you had to do was ask.

In related news, Dan Synder’s first name is actually pronounced “Fuckhead”

No one is clicking on that link you buried. So thanks to that commenter for the info.

That’s half the reason why I’m online.  

And you get to live in Sydney instead of Louisville.

Is it possible to upvote and report this at the same time?

Cold Hummus is what’s wrong with the world.