I just root for Pulisic to score 7 while somehow still losing to Newcastle.

Holy shit Diego Polenta (LA Galaxy #3) is a horrible defender. In the ESPN highlights he fucks up royally on LAFC’s first attempt, fucks up on their first goal and fucks up horribly on both the 4th and 5th goals as well. He is basically the JR Smith of soccer - note Zlatan’s pose below:

Luhnow then added “our organization and its leadership should be commended for how great our culture is. In fact, we never talk about how amazing Justin’s wife’s tits are - and I think we all know how beautiful she is. But no, we pride ourselves on how much we respect her tits and how we treat women.”

Apparently the “Mets” are an actual contagious condition.

Oh c’mon, we are talking about Billy here...

It is just like when I tell the ladies that I am 5'7" on my Tinder profile so that they won't think they have to shop for me in the boys department at Macy's.

Have you already forgotten how Shanahan let down America by choking away Atlanta’s huge lead over the Pats in the Super Bowl?

Chinese nationalists who are overseas are already getting violent and oppressive:

I was a lifeguard in high school at a homeowner’s association pool - it was one of the best jobs ever (as long as you were well staffed). We usually had 2 people working at the same time, but only 1 person had to be on the stand actually paying attention to the 3 kids in the pool. The other lifeguard got to sit back…

“When you watch a Home Run Derby, you aren’t there to see how these hitters would do in-game, you’re there to see how far they can hit a baseball and how many times they can do it in a row.”

Screw your whining you tall bastard! I’m a 5'7" male and I’ll bite your shins off! I’m on the bottom edge of shopping in the men’s department but too big for the boy’s department. Sure, 5'7" is better than being a man who is 5' to 5'6", but that is a pretty low bar...

Apparently it was Wondo’s first Red Card of his 15 year career. And after a bit of searching, it was for mouthing off at the ref from the bench. The SJ coach was also given a red card. On top of that, SJ had one of their players given a second yellow pretty early in the game even though the Atlanta player was playing…

Warren was inaugurated 98 years ago...

Too much hair to be Rooney.

“He coached that defense to allow 24.2 points per game, an average that ranked 18th out of all 32 teams that season. It’s no steak dinner, but it’ll do.”

I beg to differ! That is just like a $7.99 steak dinner at Sizzler, Tomsula’s favorite restaurant.

I think that scenario could potentially bring World Peace.

Can’t we all come together and hope that the Yankees go on the worst losing streak ever?

Since when do Ivy League teams NOT suck? Of course, I’m not including rowing, squash, sailing, polo, etc. in the list of sports that Ivy League schools suck at.

“It’s going to be a threeway for the TNA heavyweight title of sacrifice” - This is in no-way a thinly veiled homoerotic show, right? 

I just scrolled to the end for the comments trashing Billy. Not disappointed. Thank you all for fighting the good fight!