“YeS yOU CAN BE COmpLETelY nOrmAL, BAlanCED, AND moDEraTE AND StilL BE GREAT!!!! Don’T staRT ARguING WitH me AbOUT iT!” -

“as more quarterbacks and coaches bring the clap with them to the pros” - as opposed to Robert Kraft as well as the 2005 Minnesota Vikings?

Those of us who live in DC are pretty damn united again Trump: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_United_States_presidential_election_in_the_District_of_Columbia

I assume a Franzia stored for 5 years tastes just as good as one that is "fresh."

I think it is adblocker related. I just had to open it up in incognito mode and then I was able to see your dad just fine.

We had a Previa growing up in Lake Tahoe. We were pretty much always able to make it through chain control without having to get out and put on chains because it was all-wheel drive. It served me well all the way through college.

You are missing Dulles (IAD) from your list of Worst. I have found it $300 cheaper to book a 1-way flight to Boston, then a round-trip from Boston, routing through Dulles onward to London Heathrow than just booking the same Dulles to Heathrow flight.

You guys are so insensitive. That ball made of leather is all that is left of her calf.

Let the goalie move as soon as the penalty taker starts moving. That solves the problem that no one cares about of weird run-ups:

Dude really wants to emphasize his heterochromia...

It is a great name that now has people talking about science. Gabe, quit yelling at us for being on your lawn, we’re all on the sidewalk. 

I think they should play advantage on this. Did the goalie get an unfair advantage by coming off her line? In this case, no, because Renard whiffed the kick. So no do-over.

“Where there is a will, there is a way”

I think we found the Kinja account of Uber’s PR flack...

Keep trying Jeff.

I’ll be the one who says “Dishwasher.” I keep my kitchen spick and span and my dishes are always sterilized. I have a washer and dryer in my unit and it takes me 4-5 hours to do 4 loads of laundry. If I walk to the laundromat in the building next door it takes me an hour to do the same 4 loads because I can load up 4…

That sure would be an interesting world to live in if murdering people with a polearm would make you grow.

And in Bugs’ context, quite racist. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamaican_Maroons#The_Maroons_today

Unfortunately, Billy has too many other takes, all of which are equally horrible.

Wait, Ionosphere Torres plays for Chivas?