But if either guy is Michael Conahan or Mark Ciavarella, well, sounds like a good target to make fun of...

The last paragraph makes it sounds like Goins is a freshman and is going to declare for the NBA draft and be a one-and-done. If not for the 1 mention in the first paragraph that he is a senior, it sure makes it sound like he is a freshman.

Also, if the loan is from his freshman year, what happened to his Sophomore,…

“Who has to die in order for kids to play soccer?” -Sunil Gulati asking Clint Dempsey a question.

So who is going to trademark a red and black pair of non-euclidian and create a brand that uses them so he has to cover them back up?

Crossing the street without looking is also a dick move. If you just assume that people will stop for you, you are most definitely a selfish dick.

We don’t want these fancy, complicated new planes flying over our walls!

That is all true, but in the end, they are not applying for regular jobs. They are going to work for their parents or their parents’ close friends. Chances are they don’t even have to sit through an interview.

“And despite his impending free agency, he could be convinced to stay in Columbus for a while”
Also known as “human trafficking” and there is already a story about that.

At least they don't have to worry about ball tampering.

I’d like to literally look down on Chris’s puny T-rex from the saddle of my Spinosaurus: https://twentytwowords.com/the-largest-predator-of-all-time-still-exists-and-it-hunts-the-second-largest-predator-that-still-exists/

Here are a few simple ways to basically get the same incentives you are suggesting without drastic changes:

*signed - Jimmy Haslam

Exactly, BOTH teams should have to keep the other team out of the endzone.

“Reactions like these are why Conservatives fucking hate Liberals and can’t take a conversation about race seriously.” - Well duh, they hate it when liberals point out that they are racist turds. 

Does anyone know why they use normal bindings? The closest I found was a DIY article on how to get the bindings to never release: http://www.sitski.com/tec-tips2.htm. I’m not sure why they don’t just attach the seat directly to the ski.

You think Doncic might have someone like the 7th highest career scorer, who just happens to be known for his step-back jumper, as a teammate might help contribute to his ability?

I mean, I despise Ronaldo, but I’m not sure how “So the guy who would regularly and openly flirt with other clubs in the middle of seasons in order to juice a raise for himself at Madrid,” is bad on him for wanting to get paid what clubs think he is worth...

Seriously though, what billion dollar sports company doesn’t like artificially suppressed below market wages for its employees?

Gwangju FC player Lee Seung-mo leapt into the air to challenge for a header, fell to the ground awkwardly

USMNT might be ass, but their level of assness was nowhere near as high as 2017’s assness when they failed to qualify.