I want to see Mahomes go for the single-season record for TD passes. He has 5 games to get 18 TD’s to tie Manning, and 2 of those games are against the Raiders. 

*correction: Billy shouldn't be writing about the game at this point.

A case of the Jets means you need an amputation ASAP before it spreads.

Maybe I’ll go when the tickets drop below $10 again. But only maybe.

Whatever eats turtles?

Using fingerprints are not secure at all. All you need is a finger, which you would probably prefer still be attached. And without being morbid, but in a practical sense, if you are handcuffed by police, all they have to do is touch your phone to your finger and then it is unlocked for them.

Always appropriate.

Don’t worry, once he plays a game for them it will be back to normal.

I blame Billy.

How do we report the Pats for contact drills without pads? Asking for the rest of America...

With English footballers, it will probably be several STD’s from their prostitutes.

I grew up in Tahoe. There are a disproportionate number of Subarus because they are all-wheel drive and handle well in the snow. Plus they do a great job at keeping your scooby snacks fresh.

counter-counterpoints: floods, cloudy skies, humidity, sweating, shitty Mexican food, crappy skiing, tornadoes, proximity to Trump... (I live in DC)

Yes it did. Everyone hated on LeBron then just as they do on Durant now. Thankfully Durant didn’t do an ESPN special on The Decision.

It isn’t like he could read the lyrics anyways...

DC also only has 700,000 people which makes it harder to afford the late night commuters. Trains can come every 20 to 30 minutes and are only half full...

Maybe he was trying to do a Tim Howard?

You sure he isn’t a nutcracker?

In California, you are entitled to unemployment if you are fired, unless it is for cause. I know through personal experience - according to my employer I was terminated for performance issues, but I did not do anything illegal/inappropriate and was, therefore, able to receive unemployment benefits.

Name checks out.