You have all the weight of the people on the chairs contributing to the backward momentum, plus you have the chairs ripping off of the cable, which do not help slow it down as they would have headed back up the hill.

And remove the salary cap. And add relegation.

He is known to slap children (although, in Senior’s defense, Junior was wearing a Yankee’s jersey):

And Ray Rice?

Why are you covering “fake news” and giving it more visibility? Was today that slow of a day? And people wonder why millions of Americans do not trust the media.

Group D is the group of death: Argentina underperforms, Iceland overperforms, Croatia is bipolar, and Nigeria has something to prove and could easily steal some points (they didn’t lose a match in qualifying and even beat up on Cameroon and Algeria).

“I think Walt did a great job first of all. He made the smartest decision. I was fine, though, 100 percent fine. And then they finally went over through the whole concussion stuff and all that. We went through every question you could imagine, and I answered even some more for them just so they knew I was good, and…

You sir, have never had the pleasure of going down on the amazing love child of a Crème brûlée and a roasted marshmallow:

I bought $7 tickets for when the Rams came to visit a couple years ago. Watching the Rams kicker miss his first 2 chip shot field goals and an extra point was completely worth the price of admission.

They have 5 outs per inning in the playoffs?!?!

Apparently it is the same people as who manage police cameras.

He’s actually worth 13.5 times his weight in gold (guaranteed money only).

He’s actually worth 13.5 times his weight in gold (guaranteed money only).

The Cavs are only outscoring the Warriors when LeBron is on the floor if you ignore the first 2 games.

Counterpoint: only Michigan alums think they compare to Cal academically.

So your argument is that it should be like the Premier League where teams can spend whatever they want, which will thereby give us a more competitive league. Since 1992, 47 clubs have participated in the Premier League and 6 have won it.

How would working remotely in another state affect which laws apply? For instance, if Admiral JazzyPants was working remotely in California for the same company in Utah?

That is some delayed payback for trying to injure the local hero Kevin Durant.

These schools don’t have 1 endowment worth billions, they have several thousand endowments (each with its own restrictions) that total billions of dollars. As an example, they have endowments that were poorly thought out and can only be used as tuition for civil war veterans. The money’s use is highly restricted by…

Well, it is a Volvo. It already survived the flooding, now it survived being hit by a train.