“George Washington didn’t have access to pornography, therefore there is no historical right for porn to exist.” -Clarence Thomas, probably

“State’s rights” except when your state allows something my state doesn’t like

fuck this garbage country

We’re not making it to that Tricentennial.

Holy shit, are you kidding me? The so called “fine” and no consequences for the executives I expect, but choosing their own monitor? They’re going to go right back to what they were doing before.

Have you noticed that when CEO’s companies decide that profit is more important than product safety, things go bad for consumers?  Has anyone considered the notion that shooting the CEO dead in the parking lot and leaving him for the crows might differently motivate the surviving “management”?

Nobody at the company really cares too much given that jail time for execs is never on the table. Maybe they’d care if you took away their golden parachutes? But even that won’t happen.

Even the criminal fee is the “cost of doing business.”.

Oh, this poor whistleblower, he had such stress in his life, it’s no wonder he committed suicide via skydiving without a parachute after shooting himself 5 times while taking enough cyanide to wipe out an entire nation.

Amazon, that’s your current store too.  Minus the discount that is.

I doubt it will play out this way, but it would be great if they would put all their all-caps alphabet soup Chinese drop ship brands on this other platform.

Case in point: Japan has a non-existent tipping culture (service staff will be even embarassed if you try to tip them, which can be considered a faux-pas on the part of the customer).

Companies should pay their workers a living wage.  Tipping culture is anti-consumer. 

Wait, they realized that marketing under “HBO,” a brand name that was already well known for putting out good and innovative shows, was better than “Max,” a name which was not just new, but essentially meaningless?

HBO had just one thing going for it as a streaming service: its brand.

Best joke I saw about this was someone said that they just needed to add a statute of Nancy Reagan and it would look natural.

Sadly this is what you get with a reactive system that looks to litigation in lieu of regulation to keep bad actors in check. Basically, do whatever the hell you want until someone holds you accountable in the court of law — vs a more proactive system where the government (1) prioritizes its responsibility to…

This is the inevitable result of the entire “no regulations” ideology. We’ve seen it before and been warned, but America just keeps doing it anyway.

Kind of looks oddly trendy. Like some type of X colab that MSCHF would be selling.

How many of the cybertrucks were disabled by the water used to wash off the graffiti?