Lol, good luck getting those dudes all together. I think the collective fee for the three Top Gear USA bozos is probably about 1/4 what you’d pay Tim Allen, Jay Leno, or Seinfeld. Oh, and don’t forget none of those guys would ever do the show.

I would drive the shit out of an RX350 for a million reasons beyond “the badge,” and definitely not to project an “active lifestyle.” Dumb entry.

The new prius looks great, and you’re an idiot. Keep churnin’ out the non-content Gawker!!!

Love the GS430, but tough to find in good condition.

Well good thing he doesn’t have to listen to you.

I own that thing, it’s a piece of crap, don’t bother.

I own that thing, it’s a piece of crap, don’t bother.

Good. What a bunch of whiney babies (Uber and Lyft).

Gawker “authors” have the most amazing ability to write 1,000+ words about almost nothing. Snooze.

MR2 spyder is supposed to be legit, apparently it’s the best handling MR2.

Lol, why is it shopped onto Treasure Island?

Smurf blue. You’re obvi not part of the Miatarazzi.

Please, tell us more about yourself and your fascnating life.

You have bad taste in movies and bad taste in facial hair, Michael Ballaban. And you can’t write. Huzzah.

Sorry I interrupted your Jalopnik fantasy masturbation session. I would think an inbred troll like yourself would have more experience typing with one hand, but your supremely un-witty comeback suggests otherwise.

PNW20v, aka Captain Save a Ho. Go whiteknight elsewhere, Tavarish will never let you schlob his knob.

That ‘05 Lexus is the pinnacle of ES design.

I’m surprised that tidbit didn’t end up on here. After all, Gawker is the king of advertorials. “Gawker media may receive a portion of sales from these fine establishments.”

“kids these days” GTFO with that.

Suuuure, that’s why. Keep telling yourself that, bruh.

Or you could do what this psycho does: