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Lord I cannot wait for Octopath Traveler. And hey, Ni no Kuni 2 is coming real soon too!

I’ll be a hell of a lot better once I know what’s up with these boots

Kirk? You okay?

You just want to avoid playing Dark Souls!

Kirkstradamus has been biding his time, waiting for the proper moment to reveal himself as the Prophet of Kotaku.

Oh shit, one of Kirk’s 2018 prediction came true only a week after the podcast came out!

SOMEBODY

Ugh. I can’t believe that you spoiled not only the game having doors, but their aesthetics, too.

Final Fantasy and I have a lot in common. We’re both charming, aging rapidly, and occasionally haunted by anime

...none.

I bought Skyrim again on Switch last Friday and I have been playing it all weekend. Skyrim is perfect on the Switch. All video games need to be on the Switch. That is all.

Who needs Snake Eater on the Switch when you have a 3DS?

But I had the game before launch. I also have baby twins. And a love for wandering a game doing its sidequests. Thus: 43 or so hours in, level 31.

Cecilia, I just want to say how much I appreciate your role as Kotaku’s resident Weird Shit People Do on the Internet reporter.

I’m sure you’re a riot at parties.