I certainly prefer this write-up to the PC Master Race BS in the other one.
PuffyMario
boobielou
Damnit, there goes my gamer-cred. Totally out the window!
You shouldn’t have told us you have big boobs. Now, by law, you are no longer allowed to play video games. Sorry, but apparently those are the rules.
I never understood why anyone would want to watch other people play video games. I just don’t get it. Whoosh.
Earlier this week, a man with “Game Dev @EA” in his Twitter profile wrote that he had received death threats from…
Okay, so.. I pretty much never give purchasing advice; it’s not really my job, y’know? But that noted, I do think folks should hit up Sonic Mania before they consider Sonic Forces. It’s one of the best games of the entire year.
Sonic Forces is fun and stupid. It’s full of shitty rock tracks and giant mascot battles.…
That’s the power of the Monado
I’m really feeling it.
Just what makes Super Mario Odyssey so delightful to play? Today on Kotaku Splitscreen, let’s discuss.
‘Now with games!’
The Switch is the Vita’s ultimate form.
It speaks volumes that I had to check the comments to even see what this was released for. Shouldn’t be surprised.
Man, I hope this comes to Android before nobody cares anymore.
Sure, but that’s not handheld mode. That’s what I think they call tabletop mode. Handheld mode involves the system being snapped together and operating as a portable like a 3DS or Vita. It’s how I play the game on the subway in New York, for example.
No, but I hear good things!
Yeah, but Kirk, have you tried the MIDA Multi-Tool?
I am absolutely crediting you when I title my auto-biography “A couple good punches to the meat”
I’m definitely a thigh puncher. A couple good punches to the meat don’t really hurt, but it’s enough to let off the steam.
I just opt for self-flagellation, slapping myself on the thigh, usually accompanied by a “god damnit,” “motherfucker” or something.