He has the weirdest boner.

KITTIES! Hi, kitties!

Oh my god, I know. I'm pretty sickened by capitalism in general but come xmas I can't contain myself. I just want to go out and find all the pretty things and wrap all the presents and watch people open them. If I had the time, I'd seriously set up a seasonal freelancing gig for myself in which I go out and shop for…

XMAS GIFTING IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER GTFO.

Am I the only person who didn't have a problem with the missionary thing? I adore missionary. Guess I'm just a square. :(

So, basically:

The thing I've always found weirdest about these composites is how specific they are about certain body parts. I understand looking at a person and thinking "wow, those eyes are beautiful", but who looks at someone and thinks "DAT FOREHEAD. OMG." ?

I'm not even married nor do I have kids, but orgasms for me take a lot of time and effort. My boyfriend is willing to put the time and effort in, but sometimes I'm not and just want to rub my naked parts against his. It's like having chips and knowing they would be better with dip, but going to the store to get the…

...which are probably not vegetarian.

Sad panda faces all around.

It can be just a symptom of social anxiety. They are afraid of silence, so they fill up the dead space with incessant blabbing.

Boogied around my room thinking about just how amazing this would be. ALSO ANOTHER HOUR OF MY LIFE GONE EVERY WEEK. YES.

agreed. the pressure to orgasm (or the night is ruined!) can be overwhelming, distracting and ultimately counter productive

I agree with the theory behind this, HOWEVER...