Same....I kept waiting for it and here I am wading through the comments.

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We bought headphone, ear muffs for the baby when he was, like, three months old.

My husband plays “magic dance” for our toddler! ..and Wu Tang Clan and The Misfits and The Replacements and most recently High on Fire, the latter of which is more of a mom thing than a dad thing, but whatevs.

I quote this all the time when my husband brings in packages! ...and he doesn’t get it....

I used to run in heels! Well, I sprinted in heels and I also climbed up and down ten foot ladders in heels to retrieve or store artwork or to hang work or to patch and paint walls. It can be done. I’d rather wear heels than nothing at all in a sketchy situation because have we learned nothing from John McClane?

Nearly every injustice that makes headlines can be attributed to “white male privilege.” Hell, a smattering of our arguments at home can be attributed to white male privilege.

I mean, she might be a harbinger of the apocalypse with a few catchy tunes, but she should be having girl feuds about nothing instead of being groped and sued by some grotesque radio dj. She fought back and it was crickets for her. There was no #MeToo campaign for her. It’s kind of sad.

It’s made even more poignant by the fact that it happened in Philly, where I’m pretty sure our city motto is “Go fuck yourself!”

I always kind of envisioned Christina Hendricks as Easter? She was voluptuous and fertile-looking and just generally fabulous...

I wanna think that, but truthfully I think Paris Hilton and her ilk sort of foretold the end for us....

Moved to Philly from Texas. I have never experienced more blatant sexism or racism in my whole life and I grew up in a small town. I’ve entered establishments with my white husband and have felt palpable tension...like Alabama levels of “fuck you, you don’t belong here” versus the typical “go fuck yourself” that is…

This is just our life now in the apocalypse...

Wait... Goonies isn’t one of the greatest movies ever made?!

Spousal-abuse/domestic-abuse can be complicated. It’s hard to reconcile loving someone who has been violent with you.

Ha! Is it not in the best interest of Democrats or the people at large? They’ll try!!!!

A better apology? How about an actual apology? Or how about some actual goddamned remorse?

Yeah, BabyBearSmash and I have been watching the Best of Mr. Rogers on Amazon and he’s a fucking treasure. There is an episode to help kids (and maybe even parents) with every possible topic. Holy crap, I feel like we would all be better humans if we watched old episodes daily. I choose to believe he was pure for the…

She does seem to have very broad shoulders though? Also, ladies have really strong legs... I may not be able to throw a super hard punch (not that I would want to because fist meeting skull really hurts and I’ve made a vow to not make that mistake again), but I could kick the shit out of someone... and in the face, if…

It’s helpful with newly mobile babies??? ...I guess?? Ehhhh...no. I usually bring BabyBearSmash with me into the kitchen and he goes into his circle of neglect (Jungle Jumperoo) or his throne of neglect (high chair).